Friday, June 01, 2007

you know...

You know when you meet new people at school and they say, "I'm pre-med" or "I'm pre-dent". I just want to say "I'm pre-life, when I get out of here, I'm going to do some living" and then punch them in the nose or something. I wonder what kind of test you have to take for life?



This is in no way supposed to cause offense to those highly successful and wonderful people I know personally who happen to be pre-med or pre-dent. this does not apply to you. This means you Francisco, I don't want any bad comments coming from your corner.

10 comments:

Benjamin said...

If it were me, I would say, "I'm pre-failure." Or perhaps "pre-loser."

hosander said...

no ben, you're pre-business. I'm pretty sure that's what you are, not those other things.

LJ said...

I'm pre-shunned, by virtue of my profession. Does that count?

Thaddeus said...

Can I say I'm "pre-employed"?

hosander said...

ooh, I like that, also, pre-Career

Bus Gillespie said...

What about asking them if they aren't really in pre-sumpt...which would be shorthand for presumptuous, that they think they are actually going to get into some medicial school.

hosander said...

Dad, you really know how to stick it to them, I love it!

Jancisco said...

How about "I'm in the pre-grad program," as my simple goal was to graduate.

This is the very reason why Ben says that he is an art major when people ask him what he's doing. . . if pressed, he will tell them that he is going to medical school. /I used to think it was silly, but now I see why he does it.

Beetle said...

Blake is Pre-Dent. You need to ammend your closing statement.
I'm pre-adult

Beetle said...

What if you did punch Ben Fran in the nose?