Thursday, December 31, 2009

Resolved.

Last January I shared with you the resolutions I made for Anna, Lets see how she did.

1. Start Sleeping through the night, even just a few times a week
check.

2. Learn how to walk
czech.


3. Sprout upwards of ten teeth
check.

4. Learn some new words
check (only nice words).


5. Gain some weight
check. Last weighed in at the 3rd percentile.

6. Learn basic shapes and colors
She knows ball, star, moon, green, blue, purple, owange etc...

7. Get taller
She is around 33 inches, up from 28.5 at the first of the year.

8. Grow enough hair for a ponytail (or at least a fountain of hair)
check.
9. Laugh every day
check.

10. Make lots of messes
If you only knew...





Congratulations Anna, for the first time in your life, you managed to accomplish all your resolutions for the year!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Macaroni

Today I opted for a warm mac and cheese lunch because we're essentially snowed in. So I asked the little sponge if she could say "Macaroni," it sounds more like Guacamole, or Whack-a-mole -y, but it's cute.


Apparently she has found a bag of christmas candy. As I type, she walks in with a taffy or hershey kiss, tries to hand it to me, then lifts my hand up by the pinky until I take it from her and unwrap it. Then as she pops in in her mouth she takes off to find the next piece of candy. It's getting pretty silly.

Here are some picks of the great Christmas outfit we put her in for church.

Checking to see if they are real pearls. I think the paint residue that will be left on her teeth and cheeks will be evidence enough.


I see now she has brought in the whole bag of christmas treats that she's been picking from. great.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Recipes That Don't Work - helpful hints

We haven't had an installment of RTDW in a while (because I have been sticking to old favorites, or closely supervised) so here's a helpful hint from my kitchen.

Recipes That Don't Work
If you want to ruin a recipe a simple trick I use is to start late, thus forcing you to rush through the mixing section in order to get to the baking on time.
If the recipe says to mix for 10 minutes, do it for 2.
If you are supposed to knead for 6-8 minutes, 3-4 will do.
With this simple time saving tip, you are sure to ruin any and all recipes you run into.

If you have any tips that you'd like to share that could ruin most recipes - please share with us!

Unhappy baking to you this holiday season!

Friday, December 11, 2009

Happy Chanukah!

Here is the story of Chanukah (Hanukkah, Hanukah) for your edification:

Following the death of Alexander the Great (323 bce), his empire was divided between his generals, and eventually fell between the Ptolemy's of Egypt and Selucids of Babylon. Right between these two new empires lay Judea, thus it was conquered and reconquered several times for about 200 years. After it was conquered by the Selucids around 175 bce, they erected a statue of Zeus in the temple,condemned all Jewish practices including circumcision, holiday celebrations then defiled and looted the temple. In 167 bce the Jewish rebellion began, led by Mattathias "The Hammer" Maccabee and his 5 sons and by 165 bce they had kicked out all the Selucids.
This represents a unique period of time in the history of Judaism, because they were able to institute a theocratic government without any outside intervention or government. It lasted until 65 bce, when they asked a group of upstart Italians to protect them against invasion. Dang Romans came to stay.
As they cleaned out and rededicated the temple a lamp was to be burned all night for 8 nights. However, they could only find enough olive oil for one day, so they started it and found that it miraculously stayed lit for all 8 nights. Thus it is called the Festival of Lights. Chanukah comes from the Hebrew word for rededication.

Tonight we had a great first night of Hanukah. Ben had to sell back his textbooks so we drove up early to Salt Lake, played on campus for awhile then headed down to see the lights (the festival of lights). A miracle happened when we actually found parking at the new library (a lot with only about 100 spots, half a block from the square and free). Then we went to Siegfrieds, a German delicatessen where Ben bought some extra jelly doughnuts (which may or may not be a traditional Chanukah food) then we sang primary songs all the way home to keep Anna from crying and lit our menorah for the first night of Chanukah.

Maybe later I will post about how Chanukah is celebrated.

Monday, December 07, 2009

What Fun We Are Having

At the park with Clarkie

Warming up with Clarkie after the Park

At the park with Thad


Ponytails!

New outfits (I made that!)

(I did not make that one)

Hanging out with Daddy.

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Exploring Christmas

Anna was only 10 months old last Christmas, she couldn't walk or talk, open presents or drink Egg Nog. This Christmas she is very aware of what is going on and it is fun to see her examine it all and try to put it in context.
She has figured out the basic concept of "Christmas Tree" - It has lights (!) and shiny balls (!) that are really hard for her to put back as she removes them.
She has found that under the tree are "Presents" - These are boxes in assorted sizes that are disguised. (Hopefully she won't figure out that it is paper because that will lead to some crayola-ed presents)
The "Santa" idea is too hard to explain, though she did watch the Dr. Seuss original "Grinch who stole Christmas" (also too hard to explain).
"Baby Jesus" will have to be explained at some point, although I'm not sure the purpose because she can barely identify pictures of adult Jesus, much less his role in life.

Hopefully if we keep telling her that she can't open presents until "Christmas" she will get excited enough to enjoy it when it comes.
What else should I teach her about Christmas?