Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Please Leave me Alone

This post is not meant to offend - it's just personal reflection.

Why I Don't Do Pyramid Schemes
1- I don't know people
2- I am against coercion
3- I'm not self-motivated - deal with it.
4- I'm horrible at Sales (see #2)
5- With the truth of #1, I don't want to alienate any people that are still willing to associate with me.
6- I hate throwing any kind of party. (may be the cause of #1)

The only Pyramid I'm comfortable moving up is Maslow's

9 comments:

Bus Gillespie said...

I'm with you on this, plus those involved tend to be obsessive about it so that every action is suspect as another business ploy to get you aboard.

Aunt Soup said...

Here here

mkm said...

I'm also a fan of the food pyramid. Not so much following it, but it contains food and that's fun.

mkm said...

I'm also a fan of the food pyramid. Not so much following it, but it contains food and that's fun.

LJ said...

Why? Why are you hilarious?

Beetle said...

I might have been the one who accidentally given someone your number. . . I didn't know what to do! You didn't go did you?

hosander said...

It's ok beetle, did you go? I just wish I could have explained this to them

Jan said...

I don't dig pyramids either. The only thing I was comfortable selling was the gospel. Because it's TRUE.

Kirby vacuums and Cutco knives are not true.

dave said...

Well, Cutco knives aren't, anyway...