This comes from the treasured mouth of Junie B. Jones.
With all the talk of babies, I thought it was pertinent.
"A crib is a bed with bars on the side of it. It's kind of like a cage at the zoo. Except with a crib, you can put your hand through the bars. And the baby won't pull you in and kill you."
3 comments:
Speak for yourself, Junie B. I've always held that babies are carnivorous.
I'm still laughing like 40 seconds later. Hearty, hearty laughter.
My niece would drool all over your nephew and he would cry. She's excellent at drooling. Plus she kicks like crazy. All your nephew can do is sleep and cry. And...he's not actually born yet. Yet.
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