I am having a most incredible day. Today is Wednesday, and on Wednesday nights Toni has Geography from 6-9 pm. In addition, Toni also had 3 classes, an hour in the tutoring lab as well as a meeting afterwards. Thus leaving her with an hour to spare in the late afternoon-early evening. She planned on buying some ridiculous $5 sandwich at the 'unnamed local hogies and yogurt place of business.' Then squeezing in some research time for her Anti-Semitism paper (I'm against it, basically). The most bothering part of the entire day was staying alive considering the lack of food she was prepared with.
She parks her car and takes 2 packs of Teddy Grahams and a SlimFast shake (chocolate)
She promptly drinks the shake and shares one pack of Teddy Grahams with sister.
She then goes to 2 classes and walks up to the institute, starving.
Arriving in Institute she finds that someone has brought treats! Oatmeal cream pies cookie things!
Eating one and taking one for the road, She heads to the tutoring center.
As her regular Tutee comes in, she gives Toni a Twix candy bar for helping her with her history!
At current, Toni is in possession of a SURPLUS of food, including one pack of Teddy Grahams and one oatmeal cream pie-cookie thing. No need to spend her valuable allowance on frivolous Sanwiches, she is able to invest it in something grand, like scrapbooking stickers!
what a fine day this has turned out to be.
6 comments:
I don't know what to say. I love mywife.
I had no idea mywife was one word. That's fun. Congratulations on your surplus of food. Next time I'm down I'll throw in some sugar cubes to even out the health value of it all. (that sounds like something my mom would say..."You drank HOW much gravy? WHY?")
I was recently reminiscing on the gravy drinking contest...good times
Toni, I think you are fantastic. I love the deep thought provoking comments. Someday I hope to be as cool as you are.
Hooray for free food!
One thing our office has done is we bring in an occasional surplus of food, and then we hid it in drawers or under desks, so that when we are really hungry, we can think about our various caches and find something to tide us over.
We have two bags (grocery sacks) full of "popped wheat" that taste like Cornuts and are about 4 years old. They were a grant awardee's project from our office.
I'll bring some down if you want.
I think the day I most recently commented on your blog I was feeling sarcastic. Besides my usual amount of sarcasm, it was heightened by my boredom of busywork classes which my schedule is full of this semester. Yes, Ben, I know I am the most sarcastic person you know...but that day was even moreso than usual. Anyway, while I'm here:
Helpful hint: Don't join a gravy drinking contest when you weigh more than a hundred and twenty pounds less than your opponent.
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