Why is it that women began wearing purses? It just doesn't make sense, with our small, narrow shoulders, you'd think the aggravation of the straps constantly falling off would lead us to evolution and adaptation? Where is Darwin on this?
Toni, I would like to remind you I was less weird before I met you. Then I spent all my waking hours with you for four months and I was permanently damaged.
The spikes would have to be simultaneously sharp enough to protrude out of our skin (like Woverine) and dull so that they wouldn't cut through our cheeks and jaws.
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I hear you. Especially little tiny purse straps (like the tote), because they don't even TRY to cooperate with staying put.
Maybe if we got retractable spikes implanted in our shoulders that would raise up after the purse is in place and keep it from falling off again. . .
THERE'S THE DARWIN!
you're a genius!
I live on Darwin...
Toni, I would like to remind you I was less weird before I met you. Then I spent all my waking hours with you for four months and I was permanently damaged.
The spikes would have to be simultaneously sharp enough to protrude out of our skin (like Woverine) and dull so that they wouldn't cut through our cheeks and jaws.
Figure that one.
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