Tuesday, November 13, 2012

How to...

How to get assistance while shopping at Home Depot:

1- wear a baseball cap
2- wear a dirty sweatshirt and/or carharts
3- have facial hair

How not to get assistance while shopping at Home Depot:

1- have three kids with you, including a baby in a sling
2- try to push the cart with two kids in it with one hand while you support the one in the sling
3- look completely lost in the lumber section.

3 comments:

LJ said...

Next time, you need to just throw back your head and scream good and long until someone comes running in. Then be all like, "Oh, what? Yeah, I tried the normal ways to get service and they weren't working. And where do you keep the caulking?"

hosander said...

I actually really considered that when I was waiting at the cutting center.

Beetle said...

If you didn't write about it so humorously I'd be upset for you...