Recipes That Don't Work - warning

This is a warning, not a mistake. Just don't try this because it's gross.

French Toast Turkey Sandwich

2 slices thick homemade wheat bread

2 eggs

2 T milk

Turkey

tomato slices

cheese

guacamole

dip the bread in the milk/egg mixture, french toast them in a frying pan on the stove on low heat. Since it's lunchtime, and you are hesitant to eat syrup and bread when you should be on a diet (but it's ok for breakfast), and your 2 year old asks for a cheese sandwich you decide "hey, I like to put egg on my turkey sandwiches, how is this different?" So you add cheddar cheese, deli turkey, tomato slices and guacamole. As you take the initial bites you realize that they are different. And you are grateful that you didn't add miracle whip.